Went to meet my bitches at 3am in the morning! So now I can't sleep until SingPost opens as I need to collect the undelivered clothes I ordered online. My eyes are closing and i'm trying hard not to sleep so I decided to do an IQ test. Because Ming was telling Shireen about our school days, the naughty stuff we did and how I didn't need to study and pass my papers. Both PSLE and O Levels results are all As and Bs and it's like effortlessly getting these grades. I simply sleep through all my classes either that or being suspended from class or sitting outside the principal office.

I had this belief when I was 9, which was sleep on your textbook the day before your exam and the info will flow into the brain. So like Science paper next day, I sleep with Science textbook under my pillow. When people are busy revising their work, I'm basically busy sleeping. LOL! When the results are ready, my form teacher told me she needs to see my parents. I think die... My method didn't work la, confirm cham this time. So my eldest sis whom is 10 years older than me went to collect my report book. I have to wait outside the classroom while they talk inside. I could still remember that long wait. Then I was asked to go in and my sis said, "你考第一leh!" Which means you got first in class. I hope my nieces won't be reading this else my sis gonna find textbooks hidden under pillow. WHAHAHA! Please don't try this at home. :)

But I must admit my languages sucks. Read my poor English. Ya I think you get it. I still get B4 though. Whahaha.. I think God loves me. He say I wont let a C ruin your beautiful cert, I'll give you a B4.

So here's my score. I always get 142. The last time I took was last year on facebook also 142. But these free ones are more for kids. I mean if you're old, like a quarter century old like me, they should be easy for you. Edwin my BFF is like 145 la. I think he don't believe that I'm that smart so he say let's go MENSA and take adult tests. HAHAHA. Ya I'm dumb. I like to say I'm dumb. Act blur live longer.



Try it out!


Ok I'm really tired now. Think I use too much brain cells. I can feel them trying to regenerate back now.

Oh! Belly bought her red chanel bag. She wanted it so much and so long. I'm happy for her although I shaked my head like mad, like literally from left to right. It's freaking 5k. But she promised to stop buying for a while. :)